There is one thing about "Morning Joe" that I cannot stomach -- Their Starbucks blend of coffee. I was so excited when I found it on the shelves of Wal-mart, I took the bag home and took pictures of it next to my coffee mess.
I spent 6 years in the Navy. I drank a lot of bad coffee. I have stomached some of the most dangerous grounds ever percolated in a Boy Scout Camp. I consider myself a professional on bad coffee. I admit, I don't have the range of taste buds to appreciate the subtleties of better brews. I didn't need to with this stuff. It can't decide if it is a French Roast, a dark roast "wake-me-up", or a base for all the fancy slurryups coffee houses like to dump into otherwise perfectly good coffee. I like my coffee sans everything. If the brew can't go down on its own, it is no good. I understand now why Joe always has creamers, flavored syrups, sugar, and ice in his coffee. It is the only way to make it palatable. Morning Joe Coffee - failed.
Buy a bag anyway and put it on your shelf. It does look cool and I believe part of the proceeds are marked for charity (not sure - can someone find out?)
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